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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:30
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Person infectious with measles traveled through Sky Harbor, health officials say - ABC15 Arizona
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
What is your reaction to the controversial remarks made on YouTube show "India's Got Latent"?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
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Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So they tried
Calvin Pickard Saved The Day - Defector
No go.
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
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